Easily-Distracted-Matt

operameister:

thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble:

agentgreenfishy:

poselikeateam:

fuck-i-just:

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Why does this not have any notes?

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

Carrie (1976) dir. Brian De Palma

probablyinanotebook:

ahistoryofwolfcraft:

and we wait

me all year

probablyinanotebook:

ahistoryofwolfcraft:

and we wait

me all year

koolaidicecubes:

HOW CAN YOU NOT LOVE THESE PRECIOUS BABIES

brundleflyforawhiteguy:

horrorsociety:

'Killer Mermaid' Swims to DVD and VOD Next Weekend!Read More Here:http://www.horrorsociety.com/2014/08/31/killer-mermaid-swims-dvd-vod-next-weekend/

I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER MEETS SPLASH
That’s the description I didn’t know I’d been waiting for all my life.

brundleflyforawhiteguy:

horrorsociety:

'Killer Mermaid' Swims to DVD and VOD Next Weekend!

Read More Here:
http://www.horrorsociety.com/2014/08/31/killer-mermaid-swims-dvd-vod-next-weekend/

I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER MEETS SPLASH

That’s the description I didn’t know I’d been waiting for all my life.

eoinydrix:

ctrayn:

this might be the greatest weapon man has ever conceived.

I must use this power to annoy!

eoinydrix:

ctrayn:

this might be the greatest weapon man has ever conceived.

I must use this power to annoy!

vorked:

OH FIDDLE STICKS
NOW I’VE TAKEN A PICTURE OF BOTH OF US

vorked:

OH FIDDLE STICKS

NOW I’VE TAKEN A PICTURE OF BOTH OF US

Ask me my “TOP 5” anything!

bethrevis:

you could kill a man in any of these dresses, and pretty sure no jury would convict you. those are killing-men dresses, that’s what i’m saying

the-vashta-nerada:

  • hey bro
  • bro
  • broski
  • brosicle
  • broseidon, god of the brocean
  • brotato chip
  • brotein shake
  • brosef stalin
  • barack brobama
  • teddy brosevelt
  • don quibrote
  • adrien brody
  • gallilebro gallilei
  • napoleon bronaparte
  • brobo cop
  • leonardo dicapribro
  • broseph mengele 
  • bro nye the science guy
  • selena bromez
  • broey deschanel 
  • bro dimaggio
  • wolfgang amadaeus brozart
  • brohemian rhapsody
  • osama bro laden
  • mighty bro young
  • brodo the hobbit bro
  • broprah winfrey 
  • broby dick
  • abroham lincoln
  • what’s up